Sometimes I try to come up with a title before writing a post. This one typed itself. And then a …well, jazz song wrote itself down, too, complete with instrumental sound effects: (dit-DAH-dee-DUM). Just imagine a blues singer crooning the phrase a capella and a good ol’ jazz band playin’ the dit-DAH-dee-DUMs. Kick back and groove along with me.

If you want new windows, (dit-DAH-dee-DUM)
Then here’s what you need. (dit-DAH-dee-DUM)
Go buy vinyl windows (dit-DAH-dee-DUM)
They’ll please you, indeed. (dit-DAH-dee-DUM)

They’re easy to care for. (dit-DAH-dee-DUM)
They look real good, too. (dit-DAH-dee-DUM)
No scraping or painting (dit-DAH-dee-DUM)
Will you have to do. Oh, no, you can’t go wro-o-ong if you’ll just listen now to me.
(DAH-dee-dum-DAH-dee-dum-DAH-dee-dum-DAH)
Uh-hunh!

You can get tilt-to-clean ones. (dit-DAH-dee-DUM)
You can get standard, too. (dit-DAH-dee-DUM)
Easy-lock, easy-open. (dit-DAH-dee-DUM)
Are just waiting for you. (dit-DAH-dee-DUM)

And replacement windows (dit-DAH-dee-DUM)
Won’t clean out your purse. (dit-DAH-dee-DUM)
So go out and buy some (dit-DAH-dee-DUM)
When I finish this verse, because you can’t go wro-o-ong with an Illinois window company.
(DAH-dee-dum-DAH-dee-dum-DAH-dee-dum-DAH)
Oh, yeah!